If I were ever for some reason to find myself in a fight to the death at a Waffle House, I believe that my weapon of choice would be a fresh pot of coffee. No, really! Imagine if you will being punched in the face with a hot pot of coffee…Seriously. I think it’s far worse than you may have ever considered. First, there’s the punching of the face…plenty bad enough all on it’s own yeah, but add to that: broken glass and piping hot liquid mushed repeatedly into your face and eyes.
Man…that would just not be a happy bunny sort of feeling.
Well, for the recipient maybe. I imagine that I’d do a great deal of malicious giggling as I ducked out after.